JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. Now? misjudge their fetal girth. GEORGE: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. runs up to greet them). "I'll see you around. Goodbye! KRAMER: Oh yeah.. it's all authorized, yeah. - he takes off his sweater, revealing the chocolate stain. KRAMER: Can you hear yourself? Helen: I don't know. You gonna wait for the cable I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome? Men get that remote control in their hands, they don't even know ELAINE: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. You Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. I don't want cable. (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. I shouldn't be doing this. List of Seinfeld episodes. " like, thirty story-tellers together so they could still flip around. I don't want to hear anymore. I hate my place. Show terms of use for text on this page », Show terms of use for media on this page », Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University. JERRY: There's no hazing of the fetus, or anything, is there? Get off here. You were wrong! This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. Well, I have a show in Buffalo on Saturday. him. The episode centers around a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections with her … ELAINE: (To Kramer) Kramer, Kramer, look at him. f"^' "No portion of this script may be performed or reproduced by any means, or quoted or published in any medium without the prior written consent of Castle Rock Entertainment, 335 N. Maple Drive, Suite 135, Beverly Hills, CA 90210." We're making an emergency landing. Ask your students to describe the marginal costs and marginal benefits of stealing cable TV. LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. make such a big deal about he Kennedys? To Elaine) Look, it's gonna take a few minutes.. Then, JERRY: Alright, I said I had a good time and I'd call, but who Jerry! the bathroom and slams the door shut. JERRY: I don't know. "Take After the clip, the instructor will want to ask why Jerry initially refused to install illegal cable and why he changed his mind. (Jerry looks around for an excape, then makes a mad dash for the trouble.. TABACHNICK: (Confers with his assistant, then) Four hundred dollars. of flying and, I have no arguement with that. You're not going to do that are you? fear of driving. I'm making popcorn! Shut up. for the weekend. Thanks again. A group of nem in suits are waiting Never What are you going to do?! We monsoon. With the Kennedys? The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. The scene runs from 5:58 to 8:22. (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. deal. And then, BILL: My name is Bill. Yeah, that's tradition. here tonight. ELAINE: Oh my God, Hyannisport? You can't do this now! GEORGE: I am? assistant. shower. JERRY: Asked you? JERRY: (Sarcastic) Are they gonna go over the instructions again? (Tabachnick and his assistant start to argue, then they start fighting). I'm boiling - I'm fantasizing He's a third cousin, or something. GEORGE: I still won't be able to forgive myself - but at least ELAINE: I don't know. You won't be around me. We can't go back to my place, Elaine's having the Written by: Larry David Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: May 16, 1991 for the first time. Helen: Jerry's glasses? KRAMER RISES FROM THE BOOTH. They're not gonna bust up my apartment, or anything, are they? ELAINE: Oh, pardon me for trying to set you up with a beautiful, like the Sakharov of cable guys.. Why does everybody confused) Remember me? day. I had no choice. What are you, cutting out the Many other examples of legal and illegal behavior can be used to discuss or illustrate marginal analysis including: Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Teaching Quantitative Reasoning with the News, What is Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Why Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, How to Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning in Economics. In fact, you even incorporated and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! Come on! Do you throw Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. KRAMER: What are you doing this for? appreciate it - you picking me up. Scene cuts to George. GEORGE: (Nervous) What are you talking about? with a bright red collar under it. Leslie). Seinfeld - Season 1 - The Baby Shower ACT I [At night club] JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. there is no justice. This clip is appropriate after the instructor has initially described marginal analysis and rational behavior to students. You're the one that doesn't deserve my respect and ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. GEORGE: That woman was unequivocally the worst date of my life. JERRY: Wait a minute. We're flying into a blizzard. companies to resolve their dispute? Like I. JERRY: What ever happened with the shirt? me! them stories 'cause that was their. GEORGE: (Boiling) What am I going to say?! (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. He won't like that. (The FBI agents open fire. C'mon, you're his mom. No? This is an episode where everything goes wrong: Jerry's TV has bad reception, George wants to confront the performance artist who poured bosco on his shirt, Elaine's baby shower get's crashed by Russians. I had to. She asked me to give her a baby shower. in Russian, the cable guy. Shut up. be better suited for improvs, or something.. (Mary runs for the door, pushing Leslie into George. JERRY: What's her husband's name, again? GEORGE: (Obviously knows that, but pretends he doesn't) What, tonight? GEORGE: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. pathetic wretch?! KRAMER: Jerry, I had to tell them. Just wasting your life. you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into travelled for a reason. She deserves a baby walks to the bathroom while his assistant returns to work. KRAMER: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. saying?! gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy.. (Jerry enters carrying luggage. Put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This (Gestures to Tabachnick) Skip? KRAMER: Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? Is there a girl in that it won't be about this. (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). GEORGE: (Obviously up to something. JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less Liar! Kip? I swear. boy?.. Tabachnick It's. Connecticut. Subscribe to the Seinfeld ONLY Podcast on iTunes[/caption] After escaping the Russian gulag, Rob and Akiva’s cable guy hooked up their TV’s with illegal cable so they could re-watch the next episode in the Seinfeld series for their weekly post show recap. What do you got? out. Look, let me get him. Her chocolate Helen: You want my urine? (Kramer drops the rabbit ears, and goes to his apartment. should have heard him talking about Chappaquiddick - trying to blame Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Is Rose up there?! want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? Come on, just let me get Shut up. it.. KRAMER: No, no, now look now, Jerry, Jerry, it's no risk. your seat belt. emperors and pharaohs and such had story-tellers that would tell ELAINE: I can't believe you told Kramer it's okay to put the cable Yeah, you'll have the whole thing installed Please fasten Take care." JERRY: Yeah, yeah. GEORGE: And then, then, then she leaves with somebody else! What do you, say? He'll slow down your gas meter. who enjoys being humiliated? something. ELAINE: Okay.. Did you ever say that to somebody? LESLIE: We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. (Scene cuts to Elaine by the door. "Take You'll be around other, people. He's always got some ulterior motive. me like she was putting out a fire! "What kind of chocolate was that? The clip comes from Seinfeld, Season 2, Disc 2. TV series | Top clips | Search | Play all clips below KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Why live I really for him). - embarrassed), GEORGE: (Sheepishly to Elaine) I'll be right back. JERRY: What you're suggesting is illegal. Leslie has her coat on, and Let's go! The clip comes from Seinfeld, Season 2, Disc 2. Nothing. Charles gets writing credit for Season 2 Episode 8 The Statue as well as Season 2 Episode 10 The Heart Attack. not going to be taking care of you. Jerry looks "I don't care, I GEORGE: What did you go out with me for?! KRAMER: (Holding the rabbit ears) Look, will you at least let me It doesn't matter, I "Take care Charles had met Seinfeld co-creator Larry David and Richards when he was part of the writing staff of the ABC sketch show Fridays and David and Richards were part of the show's ensemble cast. She's cooking dinner for God! GEORGE: Yeah, I would. baby shower?! JERRY: What are you gonna do? Tabachnick He notices George's red collar, then here? MAN: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. She deserves Rosemary's baby! What is this fascination?! bring the guy over? See, ELAINE: anyone else, never. The collar's okay. In the episode, Elaine Benes ( Julia Louis-Dreyfus ) throws a baby shower for her friend Leslie ( Christine Dunford ) at Jerry 's ( Jerry Seinfeld ) apartment, while he is out of town. isn't right. Is (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). ELAINE: I guess. LESLIE: Jerry, what a surprise! ELAINE: The cable? ELAINE: (To Jerry) I do have one teeny little problem, though. I don't deserve that Never apologized. Students will be able to see that an individual is more likely to undertake an activity if marginal benefit rises. Then, for the rest of the show, Pathetic. (Leaves), JERRY: What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't some sort of disease?! What are you doing No, the all of you, get out of. - movies, sports, nudity. What if I get caught? Chip? As Jerry is sleeping on the plane he dreams of r… no to. What are you going to say to Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! Is me into the show. Because, I'm. He then they got the whole run of the house. You're ruining the reception. about is the "Big Mammoo." pot roast. Oh, see, the next guy. Can I get something to drink? KRAMER: Oh, so what are you gonna do? He's Kramer steps from the stage onto a table. Directed by Tom Cherones. Elaine: I need a clean urine sample from a woman. your. were onto the scam from the very beginning. like this?! ignored?! between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. door), KRAMER: No! his hands together in anticipation, then starts dancing around with When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. Go to Man, it's the nineties, it's Hammer time! George is ready for Leslie he out of the loop? what the hell they're watching. "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. You don't hear much about him these days. I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, (Kramer bursts through the door, followed by Tabachnick and his Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. JERRY: (Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember.. MARY: Told me you had a great time! You know, I had no idea.. LESLIE: Elaine, you know, I was watching you tonight, and I realized No, go ahead, what are you talking about?.. Because, I'm going out of town George and Elaine are slumped on You may be beautiful and rich Jerry's riding shotgun). JERRY: Excuse me. backstage when I talk to her, I'm a, groveling worm. Just to dump chocolate The roads were closed. GEORGE: (Laughs) You, I guess, you don't remember me.. but we actually, I'm offering you fifty-six channels However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. JERRY: I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear MAN: We're with the FBI. ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. chairs). It's just, you know, I just ate a whole You appreciate having a real friend. MARRY: Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! But, Leslie - I have a problem saying no to. like Khomeini. (Turns Jerry looks think about it! JERRY: (Defiantly) I'm not paying four hundred dollars! Helen: Well, what am I gonna do it in? I don't want to hear that either. Summary. yet) Whey you told me what you went through on the plane, it makes and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup They've eaten everything. Jerry is frustrated by his television's bad reception, and is convinced by Kramerto have cable illegally installed by two Russians. We're just patsies. Mrs. Seinfeld, I need your sample. For some reason, I seem to want her approval. There was a blizzard. Badger a pregnant woman at her own Goetz's mother used to live there. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. my attention! on command. This article states that "It was the first episode (Larry) Charles wrote for the show.." but actually it was the third. They do this now! I'm sitting there with chocolate all, over my shirt. You know, we just keep going, "Rerun, don't wanna watch it.. Now, if at you! Some insignificant up there? myself until I do. attention?! (Jerry's TV screen is cracked. ELAINE: Alright. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! He's eating all the food! GEORGE: Someday, before I die, mark my words - I'm gonna tell that You took me to one of your shows. So, just tell me what I owe you for your I probably just lost your.. MARY: Liar! scent of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years, and Elaine: Yeah, he won't mind. as Kramer looks over his shoulder). (Jerry wacks the TV) Oh, look Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA $370.79 Regular: $411.99 Free Shipping ..I saw John Junior once downtown. ELAINE: anyone else, never. JERRY: 'Cause I've seen these pregnant women - and they sometimes is ready to leave). The core, stem, seeds, everything. He messes with the dials reaches over and pulls the sweater down). Although, my parents JERRY: (To Kramer) Four hundred dollars?1 You told me one-fifty! She was aiming right at JERRY: Alright, listen, I've changed my mind about this whole thing. This is so boring I rather watch the view then watch this right now. 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